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HELLO I Wish My Name Was Dave - Unisex Hoodie
HELLO I Wish My Name Was Dave - Unisex Hoodie
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Size guide
Size guide
Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.
Free shipping
Free shipping
Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.
Shipping time
Shipping time
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.
HELLO I Wish My Name Was Dave. For everyone who met a Dave and immediately wanted a refund on their own legal name.
Bone or white fleece, soft cotton face, pouch pocket, warm hood. Name-tag energy with drawstrings. Runs small — size up like you mean it.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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