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For Fuck's Sake DAVE - Unisex premium t-shirt

For Fuck's Sake DAVE - Unisex premium t-shirt

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Size guide

Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.

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Free shipping

Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.

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Shipping time

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.

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Returns & exchanges

Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.

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The everyday tee of a household catchphrase. FOR FUCK’S SAKE DAVE, navy on natural, regular fit.

Soft combed cotton. Gift from a spouse, a sibling, or a Dave with self-awareness.

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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