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Certified Dave

For Fuck's Sake DAVE - Unisex Hoodie

For Fuck's Sake DAVE - Unisex Hoodie

$55.00 USD
$55.00 USD
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Free shipping on every order. Returns & size guide → FAQ
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Size

Size guide

Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.

Full size guide → FAQ

Free shipping

Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.

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Shipping time

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.

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Returns & exchanges

Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.

Returns policy →

Blue-font hoodie for the long version of the sigh. FOR FUCK’S SAKE DAVE, kangaroo pocket, hood for when you don’t want to watch.

Warm enough for the feelings. Direct enough for the Dave who caused them.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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