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Certified Dave

DAVE'S NOT HERE Framed poster

DAVE'S NOT HERE Framed poster

$32.00 USD
$32.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Free shipping on every order. Returns & size guide → FAQ
Size

Size guide

Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.

Full size guide → FAQ

Free shipping

Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.

More shipping FAQ →

Shipping time

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.

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Returns & exchanges

Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.

Returns policy →

Hang it by the door, over the couch, anywhere people still look for him. DAVE’S NOT HERE, framed, so the message outlasts the excuse.

Matte paper, wood frame, hanging hardware included. A housewarming gift with an exit strategy.

  • Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
  • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
  • Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  • Lightweight
  • Acrylite front protector
  • Hanging hardware included

How to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:

Place each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.

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