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DAVE maxxing - Unisex Hoodie
DAVE maxxing - Unisex Hoodie
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Size guide
Size guide
Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.
Free shipping
Free shipping
Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.
Shipping time
Shipping time
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.
DAVE maxxing. Other guys are looksmaxxing, gymmaxxing, and paying a stranger to explain their sleep stack. You're out here Davemaxxing: maximum grill time, maximum "per my last email," minimum apologies.
Zero jawline routine. Zero morning cold plunge. Just a soft, heavy hoodie with a pouch pocket for your phone, your keys, and the snack you swore you weren't buying. It's the one piece of clothing that says "I've peaked, and it's comfortable."
Warning: causes unearned confidence, dad-level authority, and the urge to explain how you'd have fixed the parking lot. Runs small, so size up. Your ego already has.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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