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DAVE Is Not Here - Unisex Hoodie
DAVE Is Not Here - Unisex Hoodie
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Size guide
Size guide
Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.
Free shipping
Free shipping
Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.
Shipping time
Shipping time
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.
Hello my name is DAVE. Amendment: Is Not Here. The hoodie for when you’re in the Zoom and your mind is already in the driveway.
Bone fleece, soft face, pouch pocket, warm hood. Same name-tag energy as the tee and the cap. Runs small — size up and commit.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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