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DAVE Is Not Here - Short sleeve t-shirt
DAVE Is Not Here - Short sleeve t-shirt
Regular price
$35.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$35.00 USD
Free shipping on every order. Returns & size guide → FAQ
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Size guide
Size guide
Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.
Free shipping
Free shipping
Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.
Shipping time
Shipping time
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.
DAVE Is Not Here — short sleeve edition. Same energy as the hoodie, lighter commitment. For when you’re physically in the room and spiritually already in the driveway.
Soft tri-blend, regular fit, crew neck. Peak plausible deniability.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- 40 singles
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
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