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D - Unisex premium t-shirt

D - Unisex premium t-shirt

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Free shipping on every order. Returns & size guide → FAQ
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Size guide

Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.

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Free shipping

Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.

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Shipping time

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.

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Returns & exchanges

Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.

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The D is moving fast now. Dave would like it back. Dave's world-famous letter-lending program just got an upgrade: the D now comes in a speed-striped racing badge, because apparently everybody who borrowed it was in a hurry to leave before paying it back.

Diego? Suit up. Daphne, Desmond, Dolores-from-the-HOA? Fine, you're cleared. Duke, who borrowed Dave's ladder in 2019 and still "has it somewhere"? You get a tee and a strongly worded look. Dorks, Dweebs and Dashboard-hula-girl collectors are approved too, on a provisional basis. As always: this D is on loan. Not a gift. A loan. Dave has it in writing, and he's reading the terms aloud at Thanksgiving, right after grace and right before Aunt Deb asks why he's like this.

Clean red-and-cream D roundel with motion lines, centered on a premium tee, like a pit-crew logo for a team that only races to the buffet.

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180.25 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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