Certified Dave
D - Unisex Hoodie
D - Unisex Hoodie
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Size guide
Size guide
Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.
Free shipping
Free shipping
Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.
Shipping time
Shipping time
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.
D is for Dave. Everybody else is just renting. Dave's famous letter-sharing program has officially entered fleece season. Same generous deal as before: if your name starts with D, you may wear the D. You may not keep the D.
Dana? Pull it on. Darnell, Delores, Dmitri? Hoods up. Dustin, who still owes Dave forty bucks from the fantasy league? Fine, but he's adding it to the tab. Dingbats, Doofuses and the Day-drinkers of the world have also been approved, mostly because nobody wanted to argue with them. Just remember: this D is a loan, it accrues interest, and Dave keeps a ledger he plans to read aloud between the turkey and the pie.
Clean D emblem on the chest, plus a tiny Dave in a D cap on the sleeve. That's the loan officer. He's watching. Big front pouch for snacks, receipts and excuses, and a warm hood for hiding from relatives who also want to borrow a letter.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Heads up: this hoodie runs small. Order one size up, like Dave does with everything except his opinions.
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