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Beware - Unisex Hoodie

Beware - Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $55.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $55.00 USD
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Size guide

Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.

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Free shipping

Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.

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Shipping time

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.

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Returns & exchanges

Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.

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BEWARE OF DAVE. Not because he bites. Because five minutes with Dave and your plans for the night are gone, your group chat has a new favorite, and somehow you're the one buying the next round. The man walks in and the room tilts his way.

Consider this hoodie the warning label. Soft, warm, a little dangerous. Wear it to the bonfire and watch the seat next to you stop being empty. Side effects include extra invites, stolen hoodies, and people saying your name like it's a good thing.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood
  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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