Certified Dave
Beware - Unisex Hoodie
Beware - Unisex Hoodie
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Size guide
Size guide
Unisex sizing from XS–4XL. When in doubt, size up for hoodies.
Free shipping
Free shipping
Yes — completely free on every order. No minimums, no catches.
Shipping time
Shipping time
Most orders ship within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually adds another 3–7 days. US shipping only for now.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Returns within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are easy — contact us and we’ll get you sorted.
BEWARE OF DAVE. Not because he bites. Because five minutes with Dave and your plans for the night are gone, your group chat has a new favorite, and somehow you're the one buying the next round. The man walks in and the room tilts his way.
Consider this hoodie the warning label. Soft, warm, a little dangerous. Wear it to the bonfire and watch the seat next to you stop being empty. Side effects include extra invites, stolen hoodies, and people saying your name like it's a good thing.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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